Thursday, March 22, 2012

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Thoughts, Ideas, Bullshit

Nothing is hard to do when you have a good reason for doing it.

Like a heterosexual male masturbating next to a naked man, it’s hard to come by. (that one took effort).

I’m so over all the, “free your mind” type shit.

Hashtag me at #fuckyouIdonthaveaTwitter

Life is always better with two orange juices.

No one knows anything. No. Seriously. No one knows anything. Think about it for a minute. Stop and really think about it. No one knows anything.

“There is always something on the horizon.” - drunk guy at the bar I know who I see now and then. This was a pretty deep one for being so hammered, but that tends to happen more often than one originally thinks.

Life: That couldn’t possibly have been real, but there is no way that it wasn’t.

As people, we all fall into the shadow of the mountains that surround us.

Can someone please tell Nicki Minaj that she looks ridiculous. Apparently, she has yet to notice this herself.

Home should be the ultimate destination.

Reading sucks. (Thank you for reading this).

It feels good to pee on things. You can attempt to figure out why. I’ll just keep doing it. (trees, bushes, the ground, rocks, etc). I’m not sure why it feels so good to pee on things, but it does. I think it has something to do with being a male. If you look at other male animals, they also enjoy peeing on things. It brings us back to our roots as part of nature. Go ahead. Start peeing on things. Don’t think about it, just do it. Just enjoy it. Just let it happen. Your life will be better because of it. It will give you a good feeling inside.

I’m not trying to get anywhere. I’m trying to be where I already am.

During the summer, if there is a place that requires you to put on a shirt before entering, then it probably isn’t worth going into.

Be in awe of how it is instead of disappointed in how it isn’t.

I hear a snicker behind me, but I don’t even turn around, I just roll on by laughing at it.

Be as good as you can be but always realize you can always do at least a little bit better.

To think of all the life we ignore in our daily lives. All the trees, the ground, the grass, the animals, the clouds, the sky, the water running in the rivers, the wind, the plants, the fruits, the vegetables, the insects. All the forms of life, forms of existence we pass by in our fast paced lived towards nowhere. It is amazing to realize that we have gotten to the point where we don’t even acknowledge each other’s existence as we pass each other on the street. We take that much of life for granted.

Something funny and not so serious. Something clever and not so damn “meaningful.” Until I get more of the comedy, this will have to do for now.

Always remember, Fart died for your sins. (you will have to put in some effort and read an older post to get that one).

God on my ass...soon enough folks, soon enough...

Thanks for reading, John.
Something You’ll Never Realize

I guess my love wasn’t good enough to keep you around; my care strong enough to have you stay.

I guess I wasn’t good enough to stay with. I guess.

Either that, or you’re totally wrong.

Which do you think it is? Because I know the truth.

Do you?

(3/19/2012)
Too Much Love Has Never Hurt Anyone

Too much love has never hurt anyone.

Too much love has never hurt anyone
just a lack of it has,
just too little of it does.

Too much love never hurt anyone
just not enough of it does.

Too much love has never hurt anyone
just a lack of it in our lives
can too easily seem to.

Too much love never hurt anyone
just not enough of it.

Too much love never hurt anyone
but not enough of it
too easily can.

(3/17/2012)