Friday, October 5, 2012

Dear Jerry,

Hey there, Jerry, how’s it going?  I have this clothes wringer for 100 bucks if you want it.  Oh, you don’t wash your clothes by hand in your tub during the winter?  Well, what the hell is wrong with you?  Oh, you have a machine that does it for you.  More power to you, my friend, more power to you.  Go take a walk with a dog that isn’t yours.  That should be fun.  Try to one day get paid for it.  That is the type of thing you are meant to do.  Dog walker.  Yeah, that’s it.  Hey, I gotta go eat some crayons for lunch.  I’ll save the green ones for you if you want, I know you like them.  Until then, take this paper clip, you can use it for whatever you like, and don’t say I never do anything for you - remember I drank that puddle in front of your feet so that you didn’t have to step in it?

                                                                                  Sincerely, your old pal, Brad