Sunday, September 29, 2013

Stubs Toe On Piece of Wood

Dialogue:

Fuck.
Fucking fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Fucking fucker.
Fucking fucker fucking fucked me!
Fucking fuck.
Oh fucking fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Ah, fuck.

Fuck!
Fucker!
FUCK!!!
Fuck!

Fuck!
Fuck!

Fucker!
Fucking mother fucker!
Fuck.
Fucking motherfucking fucker!

Dialogue With Notes:

Fuck. (surprised reaction)
Fucking fuck! (as in "that really hurt")
Fuck. (hits knee as falls)
Fuck. (hits arm as falls)
Fuck. (thuds on ground)
Oh, fuck. (as in "goddamnit")
Fuck. (as in "I hope no one saw that; I'm embarrassed")
Fucking fucker. (referring to the piece of wood he tripped over)
Fucking fucker fucking fucked me! (as in "the jerk who left the wood there is to blame")
Fucking fuck - (as in "when I see that jerk I'll get him for this")
Oh fucking fuck (as in "and it'll be bad")
Fuck. (sigh as in "what a situation")
Fuck. (laughing a bit; beginning to see the funniness of the situation)
Ah, fuck. (as in "I should calm down and let it go)

[stands up]

Fuck! (as back cracks)
Fucker! (as knee tweeks)
FUCK!!! (terrible neck crank)
Fuck! (notices mud on pants)

[wipes off mud]

Fuck! (that's not dirt - it's dog shit)
Fuck! (as in "and it's on my hands too!")

[starts to walk; stubs toe again]

Fucker! (as in "ouch")
Fucking mother fucker! (falls again)
Fuck. (lying on ground, as in "I'm just gonna give up today.'")
Fucking motherfucking fucker! (as in "but not before I get the guy who left that wood sitting around)